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Have you ever had an unexplainable ailment and wondered if you were dying? Of course you have, we all have. For me, that’s a daily occurence, and I’m sort of grateful for it. I know, it sounds crazy, but let me explain. I live with an almost-constant, lingering realization that, at any point, I could go.Continue reading “What if I die.”

The cable guy came today. I haven’t had cable since I moved to Chicago. I moved to Chicago in 2008. I don’t know who I’m becoming. I do know that I’ve watched two movies already, and the cable guy left at 9:30. It’s not even 1. Pootie Tang is on  and I can’t remember a timeContinue reading “The Internet Is Back and other things”

It’s a rainy and disgusting day in Chicago. Every year I go through this: every year I want to move, and every year I don’t do anything. I complain for four months, until one day I’m euphoric that the rain is warm and the clocks have sprung forward. I am a masochist. I will getContinue reading “Yuck, Chicago.”

So much is happening in my brain/life right now: it’s hard to write. I’m going to get meta here and talk/write about how hard it is to write. Try to stick with me. I miss my friends who live far away (I’m looking at you, Trails). I miss my parents, who don’t live that farContinue reading “I Have Scrambled Brains”

Odds are you’ve found this blog because 1) I forced you to look at/subscribe to it or 2) you like comedy, chicago or prose ramblings (or any combination of those things) or 3) you were one of six subscribers to my old blog. Either way, here it is. My new blog. This is where I’mContinue reading “new blog, new career, new coffee addiction”